Hello. My name is Tim. Welcome to the third year of my blog. Please do not protest me. I apologize.
If you are especially astute you are to be self-congratulated for knowing what that means and noticing that I have not posted now for these three months as I have been engaged in a brief hiatus whereon I sought to learn a good Latin word for ‘taking a break.’ Actually, the real pretend reason I have been wanting in the blog post department is because frankly, between my work, family, and golf club membership, I have been busier than a horsetail at a fly convention. I’ve been busier than Lois Lerner’s ‘delete’ button; busier than DNC spin doctors after a few off-the-cuff-remarks by Joe Biden—busier than Charles Barkley trying to say, “Irish wristwatch”—busier than…well, you get the idea.
Anyway… After a short but mysterious disappearance I have suddenly returned, which is yet another reason people tend to confuse me with Jack Bauer. On the down side, returning to the blogosphere means that I will once again be doing stuff and saying things. Continue reading
Posted in Introductory Drivel
- Tagged apology, blogging, commentary, culture, humor, Jimmy Kimmel, John Boehner, Nigerian e-mail scams, opinion, political correctness, politics, satire, Syria, Ted Cruz
This may come as a surprise to my regular readers, but it turns out that I am finally conscious. For the past three (plus) days I have been asleep under the spell of some nasty virus that would have MacAfee, Norton, and Avira all virtually running for their lives. But alas, as my sickened stupor wears away I am again “with it” (as the hip youngsters like to say) and am able to momentarily return to wasting everyone’s time by blathering idiotically for no particular reason as if I were a human 24-hour news channel.
Wanting to catch everyone up on the latest events of the day, ever since my NyQuil has worn off I have been tirelessly investigating exactly what is going on with this big government shut-down thingy that everyone is talking about. And based on the ten minutes or so I have just spent on Google, here is what we know so far in no particular order and in very impressive bullet form: Continue reading
Posted in Party TIMe
- Tagged Barack Obama, fashion, government shutdown, humor, John Boehner, Katie Holmes, national zoo, news, Obamacare, opinion, panda-cam, politics, satire, Ted Cruz