Feel free to congratulate me, for this is my 50th blog post and coincidentally, my blogging antiversary.
“Yo, Dog,” I hear you saying, “That is awesome! You did it! How and where can I send you a check?” While your words are thoughtful and kind, I would appreciate it if you did not call me ‘Dog.’
Let me be perfectly clear: this not my anniversary and is thus my anTiversary, as it is a day OTHER than my anniversary, kind of like an UNbirthday is everyday BUT your birthday which makes today especially special for me because it is BOTH my unbirthday AND my antiversary which calls for excessive festal merriment and celebratory freedom to use run-on sentences and capital letters at will. Continue reading