It appears that winter is finally over here in Minnesota. You can tell because all the east-west roads are under construction. So to recap, you can’t leave your home in the winter because of all the snow and you can’t leave your home in the summer because the infrastructure looks like the set of Transformers 6. It’s time to move. But where? Based on what I’ve seen in the news lately, the natural choice is Washington. That is, Washington State, not Washington Den of Cheekiness.
“Why is that?” you ask in dumbfounded awestruck envy. Well, this past week Washington State passed a 475-page piece of legislation implementing state-wide gender-inclusive language, finally completing a six-year, multi-gazillion dollar effort to remove any and all societal political incorrectness and enforcing a much more inoffensive and tolerant androgyny amongst its citizenry. Continue reading