My favorite headline from this month has got to be Foxnews.com’s, “Scientists Study Violent Winds of Uranus.”
Please note that I have elected to NOT write a blog post about this very fascinating story even though the first line of said article reads,
“Screaming winds of infernal violence alternate with periods of dead calm as one nears the surface of Uranus, according to a new analysis of the gas giant.”
because doing so might give the accurate impression that my maturity level is somewhere between a sixth-grade boy’s health class and a Pauly Shore movie.
So rather than dwell on my extreme adolescent childishness, I am instead going to focus on the startling fact that it is possible for one to be so darned good-looking that it is impossible to be a productive member of society. Continue reading