So I’ve been watching the Olympics this past couple of weeks. Or trying to. What with all the commercials and commentary and human interest pieces designed to get chicks to sit down and watch sports I think I might have seen a long jump. And dressage. Dressage. Don’t get me started on stupid Olympic sports <coughcough rhythmicgymnastics coughcough>. What kind of person is it that devotes years of their waking spare time to dance around with a little rubber ball? And why isn’t Prancercising an Olympic sport?
Not to get on a rant here, but I’m about done with the Olympics—and it’s not just because I don’t know whether or not to capitalize the ‘the’ in front of it. I alluded to the main reason for my apathy in the above preceding and foregoing paragraph, but more and more I am finding the Olympics downright unwatchable. Thank you, various networks of NBC. I’ll bet you didn’t know the Olympic theme had words. Cue the tympani… Continue reading