Hey there pneumonia, you sure bring me lots of pity
My strength is all gone away
My appetite is itty-bitty, yes it’s true
Fluid in my lungs is chartreuse
It makes me spew

Hey there pneumonia, I am privy to your mission
To confine me to my bedroom
Watching day-time television, I’m real bored
With reruns of Mary Tyler Moore
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