https://contimplating.com/2016/12/27/the-best-of-tims-best-of-2016/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/zerodarkthirty.jpgzerodarkthirtyhttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/mcdonaldization.jpgmcdonaldizationhttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/house-of-cards.jpghouse-of-cardshttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/coyote-springs.jpgcoyote-springshttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/img_2782.jpgimg_2782https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/pangas-beach-club.jpgpangas-beach-clubMore pics like this one are found on the Pangas Facebook page.2017-02-27T22:20:23+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2016/12/21/the-twelve-days-of-christmas-for-millennials/2016-12-26T18:47:06+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2016/11/22/happy-holidays-everyone-except-for-bloomington-you-may-be-excused/2016-11-29T14:32:09+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2016/11/15/the-incredible-reason-you-might-start-seeing-binky-clips-everywhere/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/binky1.jpgbinky1@hatethehate A #binkyclip on my bow tie! #imwithyou #sobrave #suckmynukhttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/binky4.jpgbinky4@moregovtplease We all should get a trophy! I am a pacifier. #BinkyClip https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/binky2.jpgbinky2@millennialmaniac Wearing my #binkyclip on my way to protest and destroy personal and public property. It shows I care.https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/binky5.jpgbinky5@bigcollarsrock So there are winners AND losers in a contest...who knew? #BinkyClip #TeatsforTearshttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/binky3.jpgbinky3#binkyclip on in support of those who define disagreement as bigotry and hate. #imwithyou2016-11-22T17:11:48+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2016/10/25/part-deux-of-the-last-annual-contimplating-2016-presidential-voting-guide-or-boy-do-we-have-issues/2016-11-14T18:26:44+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2016/10/18/the-last-annual-contimplating-2016-presidential-voting-guide/2016-11-14T18:16:26+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2016/10/04/an-open-letter-to-those-who-write-open-letters/2016-10-17T20:53:22+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2016/09/06/what-is-it-about-food-that-makes-me-want-to-eat-it/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/11667476_808656165915345_8291800078066763527_n.jpg11667476_808656165915345_8291800078066763527_nhttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/030.jpg030https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/032.jpg0322016-09-27T02:37:54+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2016/08/16/blame-it-on-rio/2016-09-05T01:08:51+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2016/07/19/i-saw-dead-people/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/132.jpg132https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/131.jpg131https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/128.jpg128https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/127.jpg127https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/125.jpg125https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/123.jpg123https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/121.jpg1212016-08-16T18:00:28+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2016/07/12/hillary-dillary-dock/2016-07-19T00:45:29+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2016/06/21/shocking-news-im-coming-out/2016-06-30T16:26:41+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2016/06/14/nostalgia-aint-what-it-used-to-be/2016-06-21T08:22:39+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2016/05/17/a-breakfast-fuss-for-the-rest-of-us/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/mexican-omelet.jpgMexican OmeletThe Mexican Omelet at Mo's Grill in San Francisco. Studies show that you are 30% more likely to have heart disease from viewing this picture.2016-06-13T17:44:13+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2016/05/03/how-well-do-you-know-your-famous-90s-san-francisco-buildings/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cher.jpgCherhttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sarajessicaparker.jpgSaraJessicaParkerNEW YORK, NY - MAY 9: xxx attends the 2011 Robin Hood Foundation Annual Gala at the Jacob Javits Convention Center on May 9, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Frank Micelotta/PictureGroup)https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/christinaapplegate.jpgChristinaApplegatehttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/alyssamilano.jpgAlyssaMilanohttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/aleciasilverstone.jpgAleciaSilverstonehttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/043.jpg043https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/047.jpg047https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/046.jpg046https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/305hugo.jpg305hugohttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/102.jpgjj2016-05-17T23:48:34+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2016/04/26/last-weeks-minnesota-tragedy-no-the-other-one/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/edenprairiesausagecrash1.jpgedenprairiesausagecrash1Here's an Eden Prairie Police photo of the incident. To provide a link would just be redundant. 2016-05-03T21:11:26+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2016/04/19/this-post-is-over-the-top/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/uprighttp.jpguprightTPhttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/toilet-paper-over-under-patent.jpgtoilet-paper-over-under-patenthttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/obamatp.jpgObamaTPThe Vladimir Putin Cafe in Russia uses a special kind of toilet paper. I guess he had more flexibility and softness after re-election. Reuters2016-04-25T14:01:14+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2016/03/29/the-only-things-taboo-anymore-are-taboos/2016-04-01T15:02:37+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2016/02/09/our-london-times-not-to-be-confused-with-the-london-times/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/054.jpg054A view of London's great river. I think they call it The Tim's.https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/money-handover.jpgmoney-handoverhttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/img_0195.jpgIMG_0195Brings a tear every time I think of that bird not being able to fly because they are ripping out its tail feathers. https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/img_0157.jpgIMG_0157https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/beans-car.jpgBeans CarOur rental car, which I found eerily familiar.https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/bond-girl.jpgBond Girlhttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/img_0233.jpgIMG_0233Me hangin' with the posthumous princess.https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/img_0110.jpgIMG_0110What a cute little Ben...https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/img_0142.jpgIMG_01422016-03-28T14:18:19+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2016/03/22/the-easter-story-as-told-by-mr-donald-j-trump/2016-03-28T14:04:36+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2016/03/01/a-letter-to-the-republican-party-or-come-on-fatso-vote-trump-or-cruz/2016-03-22T22:58:48+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2016/03/15/what-if-your-college-is-on-jupiter/2016-03-20T14:58:14+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2016/01/19/the-chronicles-of-hernia/2016-03-02T14:07:50+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2016/02/02/is-donald-trump-comparable-to-jesus-yes-yes-he-is/2016-03-02T03:52:23+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2016/02/16/yes-virginia-there-is-a-special-place-in-hell/2016-02-19T23:06:33+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2016/01/26/and-the-oscar-goes-to-nobody-like-me/2016-02-03T14:48:58+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2016/01/12/the-best-of-tims-best-of-2015/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/harmony.jpgHarmonyhttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/weber.jpgweberhttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/12_years_a_slave_film_poster.jpg12_Years_a_Slave_film_posterhttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/rise_of_theodore.jpgrise_of_theodorehttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/marai2.jpgMarai2https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/img_0548.jpgIMG_05482016-01-14T18:16:19+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2016/01/05/welcome-to-the-fourth-year-of-my-blog-i-apologize/2016-01-09T23:55:44+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/the-rules/2016-01-05T15:47:07+00:00weekly0.6https://contimplating.com/2013/06/19/lucky-7-reasons-i-hate-las-vegas/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/las_vegas_slot_machines.jpgLas_Vegas_slot_machinesYou lose, Steve Wynn. I now give my spare change to #4. Pilfered from wikipedia.orghttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/las_vegas_89.jpgLas_VegasVegas, Baby, Yeah! My kids must live here. All the lights are on. Stolen from wikipedia.comhttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/showgirls.jpgshowgirlsThe third thing you'll notice about showgirls are their goofy hats. These are from the Jim Henson collection. Lifted from ballyslasvegas.com2015-12-21T22:24:50+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2015/02/05/dont-hate-me-for-trying-to-spread-a-little-hope/2015-02-28T18:18:29+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/01/22/anchorage-armpit-of-alaska/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/chocolate-fountain.jpgChocolate FountainWho knew? The world's largest chocolate falls is in Anchorage--not to be confused with the world's largest chocolate fountain, which is in Vegas.https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/mooseymoose.jpgMooseyMooseI ran into this little lady on Ship's Creek Trail and she refused to let be by. Something about calling her a fat cow.https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/anchorage-ii.jpgAnchorage Anchorage at low-tide, which varies as much as 38 feet--about the same as my belt size around the holidays.2015-01-15T15:48:43+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2015/01/09/the-best-of-tims-best-of-2014/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/kauai-lagoons.jpgKauai Lagoonshttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/my-fair-lady.jpgMy Fair Ladyhttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/captain_phillips_poster.jpgCaptain_Phillips_posterhttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-lobster-thing.jpgThe Lobster Thinghttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/a-public-faith.jpgA Public Faithhttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-help.jpgThe Help2015-01-15T15:38:17+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2014/12/23/the-best-holiday-travel-guide-i-have-written-all-day-yet/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/joey-clothes.jpgJoey clotheshttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/wienermobile.jpgWienermobile2015-01-01T21:13:47+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2014/12/04/your-very-own-contimplating-holiday-gift-guide/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tp.jpgTPhttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/cooking-with-pooh.jpgcooking-with-poohhttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/dream-griddle.jpgDream Griddlehttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/barfdetergent-e1417706309261.jpgbarfdetergenthttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/placenta-drink.jpgPlacenta Drinkhttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/ear-juice.jpgEar Juicehttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/pasta.jpgPastahttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/soup.jpgSouphttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/bird-crap.jpgBird Craphttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/obama-fingers.jpgobama-fingers2014-12-08T19:32:58+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2014/11/25/the-first-contimplating-thanksgiving-charlie-brown/2014-11-29T23:45:25+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2014/09/26/if-cream-cheese-is-wrong-i-dont-wanna-be-right/2014-11-25T16:05:40+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2014/11/17/o-didnt-start-the-fire-2/2014-11-25T16:00:02+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2014/11/05/legalizing-pot-otherwise-known-as-marijuana-or-rope-or-sasfras-or-tex-mex-or-stems-or-hooch-or-indian-boy-or-locoweed-or-juan-valdez-or/2014-11-14T16:03:51+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/about/2014-11-05T14:54:28+00:00weekly0.6https://contimplating.com/2014/09/04/we-need-a-zero-tolerance-zero-tolerance-policy/2014-09-08T20:55:33+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2014/08/19/i-didnt-post-last-week-due-to-an-old-golf-injury/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/bruise.jpgbruise2014-08-27T15:43:41+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2014/08/01/welcome-to-the-third-year-of-my-blog-i-apologize/2014-08-08T19:09:42+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2014/04/26/am-i-racist-if-my-school-only-has-two-colors/2014-04-29T17:37:29+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2014/04/16/this-is-one-big-ash-wednesday/2014-04-21T02:16:23+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2014/04/08/its-an-ill-wind-that-blows-no-good/2014-04-12T14:56:05+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/06/19/jumping-on-the-banwagon/2014-04-09T04:03:07+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2014/03/27/if-you-cant-beat-em-ban-em/2014-04-07T21:49:58+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2014/03/19/of-all-the-words-we-should-ban-really/2014-03-26T17:18:32+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2014/03/06/you-kraine-i-kraine-we-all-kraine-for-ukraine/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/a6wped8_460sa.gifa6wpeD8_460sa9gag.comhttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ukraine-map.jpgUkraine mapI would have used the map from MSNBC, but this one is more up-to-date.2014-03-24T15:48:06+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2014/02/21/finally-race-equality-in-wisconsin/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/cow-pie-bingo.jpgcow pie bingo2014-03-06T17:17:44+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2014/02/28/a-rough-golf-trip-was-a-fore-gone-conclusion/2014-03-04T00:10:34+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2014/02/11/check-out-these-suite-hotel-tips/2014-02-15T15:52:57+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2014/01/30/how-to-be-an-award-winning-blogger/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/pharrells-arbys-hat.jpgPharrell's Arby's hathttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/up-all-night.jpgup all nighthttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/thongs.jpgthongshttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/beyonce-performs-onstage-gettyimages.jpg56th GRAMMY Awards - Show2014-02-21T02:36:59+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2014/01/24/weighing-in-on-christie-pun-intended/2014-01-31T03:38:14+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2014/01/16/icy-what-you-did-there/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/christmas2010.jpgChristmas2010https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/snow-canyon-road.jpgSnow-Canyon-roadhttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/character-building-forecast.jpgCharacter-building forecasthttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/southern-snow.jpgsouthern snowhttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/snow-roof.jpgsnowy roofhttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/ice-derby-parking.jpgIce Derby Parking2014-01-21T15:44:00+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2014/01/07/this-is-it-the-diet-starts-monday/2014-01-19T01:15:25+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/12/24/from-all-of-me-here-at-contimplating/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/murray-christmas.jpgmurray-christmas2014-01-07T02:42:14+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/12/17/am-i-racist-if-i-dream-of-a-white-christmas/2014-01-31T08:05:43+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/12/06/i-love-to-making-up-non-fiction/2013-12-12T22:59:48+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/11/29/am-i-racist-if-i-stay-home-on-black-friday/2013-12-30T02:39:35+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/11/22/save-the-animals-ban-environmentalists/2013-11-30T00:37:49+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/11/13/shouldnt-veterans-day-be-march-fourth/2013-11-17T22:21:22+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/11/07/one-more-reason-i-will-never-be-a-marine-biologist/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/whale-earplug.pngwhale-earplughttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/oarfish.jpgoarfishPerhaps you have seen this photo of an 18-foot oarfish that was captured at Catalina Island this summer. Two words: Heebie. Jeebie. Stolen from latimes.com2013-11-13T19:33:54+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/10/30/most-people-just-celebrate-halloween-for-the-boos/2013-11-05T00:26:27+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/10/24/i-would-have-driven-bostons-freedom-trail-but-i-lost-my-khakis/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/north-church-paul-revere.jpgNorth Church & Paul RevereThe quintessential Boston photo. It's the steeple of the Old North Church and perhaps the most revered statue in the city.https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/tim-selfie.jpgTIM SelfieYou can't really tell in this picture, but I am giving one heck of a duck face.https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/red-brick-trail.jpgRed Brick TrailIt's easy to follow the Freedom Trail by staying on this red line. Or you can pretend you're Syria and cross back and forth.https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/boston-common.jpgBoston Common2013-10-30T13:26:30+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/10/09/in-the-words-of-lionel-richie-still/2013-10-25T13:15:22+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/10/17/redskins-name-is-siouxper-offensive/2013-10-25T13:11:31+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/05/01/welcome-to-my-blog-i-apologize/2014-01-01T00:39:43+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/09/17/we-are-gamey/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/mackinac_bridge.jpgmackinac_bridgeThe Mackinac Bridge, affectionately known as Big Mac--not to be confused with a McDonald's Big Mac as it is five miles long and has fewer calories.https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/lake-superior-from-cornucopia.jpgLake Superior from CornucopiaThe view from Cornucopia, Wisconsin. The locals consider this lake superior to all others, but the name of it escapes me.https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/lake-michigamme.jpgLake MichigammeLake Michigamme in the U.P. Don’t let its pretty blueness fool you. Due to the iron ore in the area the lake’s actual color is rustier than Tiger Woods after rehab.https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/dscf0994.jpgDSCF0994Supercool photo taken by Thing 1.2014-01-14T16:45:50+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/10/03/understanding-the-impending-ongoing-government-shutdown/2013-10-06T11:52:17+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/09/24/its-national-punctuation-day/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/73px-point_de_doute.png73px-Point_de_doutehttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/point_damour.pngPoint_d'amour2013-11-01T14:52:33+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/09/04/hoosier-daddy/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/overloaded-cars-08.jpgOverloaded Cars - 08The Queen Mother and Thing 2 followed in the family truckster. It is important when going to college to only pack the essentials.https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/off-to-college.jpgoff to college"Wild Hogs" meets "Back to School" meets "Dude, Where's My Car?" Thing 1 and me riding out.2013-09-17T12:15:51+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/09/11/time-to-get-syria-us/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/kerry1.jpgKerry1Then Senator Kerry vs now Secretary Kerry. Hey! That rhymes!https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/post-syria.jpgPost SyriaPilfered from thewashingtonpost.com2013-09-16T14:38:59+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/08/27/going-postal-on-the-male-man/2013-09-02T15:22:53+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/08/13/do-you-hear-the-singing-swiss/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/red-cross.jpgred crossUm...Wait a second...https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/swiss-flag.jpgswiss flag2013-08-20T01:46:56+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/08/06/cruising-the-fair-banks-of-the-chena/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/fairbanks-fish-house.jpgFairbanks - fish houseI can’t put my finger on it, but there’s something fishy about this Athabascan smoke house.https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/fairbanks-parka.jpgFairbanks - parkaThis hand-crafted parka took six months to make and is valued at over $17,000. I should have thrown blood on it to show how cruelty-free I am.https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/fairbanks-dog-houses.jpgFairbanks - dog housesSomething tells me if I were I a native Alaskan, I would more often than not be spending the night here.https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/fairbanks-chena.jpgFairbanks - ChenaThis is the Chena River (pronounced “Chee-na”). It is NOT the Chia River. I know this because the woman in front of me kept yelling this at the person behind her because he kept singing “Ch-ch-ch-chena.”2013-08-13T00:47:12+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/07/30/am-i-racist-if-i-dont-use-colored-pencils/2013-12-27T22:30:12+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/07/02/just-call-me-for-dinner/2013-07-31T21:22:51+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/07/24/humuhumunukunukuapuaa-thats-what-she-said/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/kalawahine-trail.jpgKalawahine TrailThis portion of the trail is called, "by Alex Haley."https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/aihualama-trail-ix.jpgAihualama Trail IXI try and try to take this Banyan out for a nice meal, but it keeps just ordering soup.https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/manoafalls-02.jpgManoaFalls-02Whatever.https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/manoa-falls-ii.jpgManoa FallsPeople hike a mile into the jungle to see Manoa Falls. It's just falling water. In my opinion, it's as fun watching water fall from your hotel balcony.2013-07-29T17:31:37+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/07/17/cracking-yolks-about-frying-eggs/2013-07-22T15:50:06+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/07/09/mr-tim-goes-to-washington/2013-07-18T02:27:37+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/06/25/sicky-sicky-two-by-four/2013-06-30T18:49:04+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/06/12/the-bill-of-rights-21st-century-version/2014-01-05T16:38:39+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/06/05/time-for-a-graduation-innovation-conversation/2013-06-11T16:38:08+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/05/28/theres-a-lot-more-to-life-than-being-really-really-ridiculously-good-looking/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/o-laura-fernee-this-morning-570.jpg'This Morning' TV Programme, London, Britain - 20 May 2013While perhaps not the most beautiful woman I have ever seen, Laura Fernee is at least attractive enough to get Brent Musburger in trouble. Photo from huffingtonpost.comhttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/o-omar-borkan-al-gala-570.jpgOmarThis is Omar Bourkan Al Gala. He calls this look "Blue Steel." Photo from huffingtonpost.com2013-06-03T16:30:56+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/05/21/tim-and-the-terrible-horrible-no-good-very-bad-week/2013-05-27T01:41:10+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/05/14/date-night-actually-i-prefer-figs/2013-05-23T18:53:50+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/05/07/welcome-to-the-second-year-of-my-blog-i-apologize/2013-05-12T23:59:11+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/04/30/the-year-of-blogging-dangerously/2013-05-06T02:26:38+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/04/23/getting-in-on-the-bully-market/2013-04-29T21:24:15+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/04/16/a-citizen-and-his-money-are-soon-parted/2013-04-23T01:17:53+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/04/09/suspended-over-a-pop-tart-one-cannoli-hope/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/obama-pop-tart-gun.jpgobama pop tart gunPerhaps you have seen this photo published by a leftist magazine to show Obama's sensitivity toward weaponized pastry. I have it on good authority, however, that the photo is indeed a fake.https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/maryland.jpgMarylandIronically, the state of Maryland itself resembles a half-eaten toaster pastry.2013-04-15T00:51:29+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/04/02/sprig-thyme-in-pairs-thank-you-autocorrect/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/1011190052.jpg1011190052“Another well-known Paris landmark is the Arc de Triomphe, a moving monument to the many brave women and men who have died trying to visit it.” – Dave Barryhttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dsc02060.jpgDSC02060The Notre Dame Cathedral. It's almost as recognizable as the Notre Dame fight song.https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/louis-xiv.jpgLouis XIVLouis XIV was the original trend-setter. If my memory serves me correctly, he starred in the 1984 film, Purple Rain.https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/1011190068.jpg1011190068At night the sparkling Eiffel Tower makes Edward Cullen look like the commissioner of Lame County.2013-04-09T18:37:06+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/03/26/holy-week-batman-its-easter/2013-04-05T16:40:06+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/03/19/id-like-to-ask-you-a-few-questions-and-im-not-even-polish/2013-03-27T03:14:39+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/03/12/seattle-where-only-the-jokes-are-dry/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/imag0286.jpgIMAG0286Occidental Park in Pioneer Square. Here the homeless often gather under the shadow of the much-needed $430-million Centurylink Field, home of the Centurylink Seahawks.https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/imag0285.jpgIMAG0285You can't walk along the Seattle Waterfront without seeing a bunch of ferries. Not that there's anything wrong with that.https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/imag0282.jpgIMAG0282If you happen to be in the market for some gum, the Gum Wall provides an excellent 'try before you buy' option. And yes, you can click for a close-up.https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/imag0279.jpgIMAG0279This is what Pike Place looks like just before 10am.https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/imag0274.jpgIMAG0274The Space Needle looming over the EMP museum. EMP is short for Evoking Money from Patrons.https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/1100px-seattle_3.jpg1100px-Seattle_3What a gorgeous city! This is the best picture of Seattle that I have ever stolen from Wikipedia.2013-03-20T20:24:38+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/03/05/introverts-unite/2014-01-01T00:36:10+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/02/26/doping-ice-fishermen-is-snow-joke/2013-03-04T15:47:25+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/02/19/we-are-one-sorry-people/2013-03-06T19:25:15+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/02/12/what-time-is-it-valentime/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/funny-cupid.jpgfunny-cupidfunny22.com2013-02-17T21:02:04+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/02/05/super-sunday-showdown/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/commercials.jpgcommercialshttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/pass-attempts.jpgpass attemptshttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/refs-v-grantham.jpgrefs v. granthamhttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/greatest-comeback.jpggreatest comebackhttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/power-v-edge.jpgpower v. edgehttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/beyoncevpatmore.jpgbeyoncevpatmorehttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ravens-linev-violets-line.jpgRavens linev.Violets linehttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/raylewisv-ivy.jpgraylewisv.ivyhttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/stained-shirt.jpgStained ShirtAch! I have a stain on my shirt!https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/flours1.jpgFloursJust stopped at the store to get my wife some flours. #hopelessromantic2013-02-12T21:20:34+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/01/08/beauty-and-the-beast-the-dilemma/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/assgas2.jpgassgas2Excerpt from the letter of reprimand in question from thesmokinggun.com2013-02-06T15:17:20+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/01/29/i-like-big-books-and-i-cannot-lie/2013-02-03T23:24:22+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2013/01/15/the-maven/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/the-maven.jpgThe-Maventhemovieblog.com2013-01-22T03:31:01+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/12/29/mission-opossum-able/2013-01-19T15:39:43+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/contact/2012-12-30T03:44:06+00:00weekly0.6https://contimplating.com/2012/12/04/tis-the-season-or-not/2013-01-02T16:09:23+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/12/24/from-all-of-me-here-at-contimplating-com/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/cb-xmas.jpgGreatest Tree Ever2012-12-28T17:16:03+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/12/18/my-shoppings-done-you/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/cig-ad2.jpgcig ad22012-12-24T20:07:26+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/05/28/felines-nothing-more-than-felines/2012-12-23T19:36:15+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/07/31/poor-sports/2012-12-23T19:35:18+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/08/21/your-what-hurts/2012-12-23T19:34:44+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/09/18/long-live-the-kings/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/elvis-underwear1.jpgElvis underwearThese are the very underpants in question. It turns out all those controversial hip thrusts were merely a comfort issue. Photo credit to Rollingstone.com https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/elvis-underwear.jpgElvis underwearThese are the very underpants in question. It turns out all those controversial hip thrusts were merely a comfort issue. Photo credit to Rollingstone.com https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/mj-bird-poo1.jpgMJ bird pooThe image is obviously after the first chin-cleft surgery but before the fourth rhinoplasty. Photo credit to Brandon Tudor and the Chicago Sun-Timeshttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/mj-bird-poo.jpgMJ bird pooThe image is obviously after the first chin-cleft surgery but before the fourth rhinoplasty. Photo credit to Brandon Tudor and the Chicago Sun-Times2012-12-23T19:33:41+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/11/20/reeding-is-instrumental/2012-12-23T19:32:51+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/12/11/uninformed-because-of-holiday-distractions-this-may-help/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/that-aint-right.jpgThat ain't rightWhat?! That ain't right.https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/no-property.jpgNo propertySomehow my childhood just wouldn't be the same... Photo from cracked.comhttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/scary-pitbull.jpgScary PitbullSome pit bulls charge up to $10/hr for babysitting. But is this who you want watching your kid? Photo credit to allhiphop.comhttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/parking-poochie.jpgParking PoochieAs you can see, New Zeelanders drive on the right. Good thing this fellow is left-handed.2012-12-23T19:31:22+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/07/24/pompous-circumstances/2012-12-18T23:50:03+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/11/13/my-first-year-as-a-socialist/2012-12-14T17:28:25+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/05/15/bully-for-you/2012-12-14T17:04:41+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/11/27/high-way-to-health/2012-12-12T16:00:13+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/11/06/go-ahead-take-my-advice-please/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ozzy2.jpgOzzyIt seems to me that if you are asking Ozzy Osbourne for life advice, whatever you think your problem is is not as problematic as your real problem. Photo from Ozzy's Facebook page.https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ozzy1.jpgOzzyIt seems to me that if you are asking Ozzy Osbourne for life advice, whatever you think your problem is is not as problematic as your real problem. Photo credit to Ozzy's Facebook page.https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ozzy.jpgOzzy2013-01-09T17:38:43+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/10/30/just-say-no-to-rugs/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/contimplating-logo-2.jpgcontimplating logoDon't let my logo fool you; I do not have this much hair.2012-11-07T18:32:41+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/10/23/happy-birthday-to-me/2012-11-07T18:39:58+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/10/16/hey-there-pneumonia/2012-11-05T02:26:08+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/10/09/i-would-read-more-books-about-anti-gravity-but-i-find-them-hard-to-put-down/2012-12-15T16:17:42+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/10/02/let-the-hunger-games-begin/2012-11-03T21:50:36+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/05/04/what-to-expect-when-youre-inspecting/2012-11-13T12:35:05+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/09/25/white-men-cant-dance-and-neither-can-their-daughters/2012-10-02T12:33:15+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/09/12/i-am-one-gross-national-product/2012-09-19T16:54:37+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/09/04/cruisin-for-a-bruisin/2012-09-12T14:46:58+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/08/28/the-red-the-white-guy-and-the-blue/2012-09-04T00:12:27+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/08/14/ryans-song/2012-08-22T13:19:35+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/08/07/san-francisco-oaklands-greatest-suburb/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/sandiego2010-048.jpgThe Golden Gate BridgeThe Golden Gate Bridge in a rare moment of clarity.https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/10052900351.jpgLombard StreetLombard Street makes Christina Aguilera look like a boy.https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/sandiego2010-046.jpgDowntown San Franciscohttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/1005290035.jpgLombard StreetLombard Street makes Christina Aguilera look like a boy.2012-08-15T02:21:12+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/07/17/the-moaning-and-the-groaning-of-the-bells/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/finger-poke1.jpgpokey pokey pokehttps://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/finger-poke.jpgfinger poke2012-08-03T16:00:55+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/07/10/let-them-eat-urinal-cake/2012-08-01T16:35:34+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/07/03/explaining-lawn-care-reform/2012-07-10T21:23:50+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/06/05/hey-watch-this/2012-07-03T17:25:29+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/06/15/god-bless-the-tsa/2012-07-03T17:25:10+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/06/26/the-mall-rats/2012-07-03T17:19:43+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/06/12/studies-show-that-some-bloggers-put-titles-on-their-posts-that-are-way-too-long-and-verbose-to-generate-any-interest-in-reading-further-thus-alienating-potential-readership/2012-06-15T16:26:57+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/05/22/tale-of-the-goatmen/https://contimplating.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/cruise-1241.jpgcruise-12411 sweet crib2012-05-29T17:26:47+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.com/2012/05/08/anybody-know-a-good-personal-obesity-lawyer/2012-05-25T13:10:35+00:00monthlyhttps://contimplating.comdaily1.02017-02-27T22:20:23+00:00